Well that requires planning, man. Look, you just knocked one out, right? Poom-byo! You’re lying there, you’re feeling cheap and deflated. There’s a pool of rapidly cooling spunk on your stomach. You’re looking round for something to mop up with. Oh, hello. What’s this? It’s a sock. Job done. Thank you.
– (via chameleoncircuitsarecool) Via HerpeDerp

