July 2012
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
- Albus: Dad, I’m… gay.
- Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known.
- Albus: Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
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- Albus: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.
- Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
- Albus: Dad, this response is really getting old.
- Harry: TWO HEADMASTERS.
- Albus: Yes, I get it, two hea—
- Harry: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.
- Albus: Da—
- Harry: THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.
tomorrow is august
It's Okay to Not Like Things (8O8X on Youtube)
Lmfao, that song can apply to soo many things I’ve seen on the internet.
oh god i’m crying
my hobbies include being a sarcastic bitch and that’s it
- me: i want a hot body
- me: does absolutely nothing to achieve this
On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table, and do the macarena, all while singing, “I Will Survive”. After sending the video tape of the previous actions to me, then and only then will David Karp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be true because someone on the internet I hardly know told me.
If you want two professors to be together, is it called a Scholarship?
HAHAHAH
IT IS PERFECT
- SPOILER ALERT: You're going to die one day.